bows of happiness

“Three things remain to us from paradise: Stars, flowers, and children.”

This enchanting statement is often attributed to Dante Alighieri; I regret to say that no evidence supports this.  So rather than waste time grappling amongst a thousand footnotes for the truth let’s agree that the very talented Anon. wrote it.

It came to mind because of Sophie’s arrival across the canal from us on January 4.  I don’t know her; I haven’t seen (and, strange to say, haven’t even heard) her.  I only know that she’s a new neighbor and she has brought joy with her.

So in the spirit of Anon.’s poetic observation, here are a few glimpses over the years of these particular remnants of paradise scattered around here.  Flowers and stars will follow.

CHILDREN

What a lovely thing to see when one looks out the front door.

I’m always on the lookout for the welcome ribbons.  Pink for girls, blue for boys, as you know.  They always make me feel a bounce of hope.

Twins!
More twins!  That was certainly a lively Christmas at their house.

Sant’ Erasmo welcomes Federico.

I think her name is Roberta, but the big message is strung over the street. “E’ nata!” She’s born!

INTERLUDE: A summer stroll around Pellestrina, August 7, 2022.   I was there on a typically sweltering summer Sunday to watch the annual local Venetian rowing races.  With at least two hours to spare, I had plenty of time to lollygag.  This was not at all my first time to this lagoon outpost of some 3,000 souls, so I wasn’t expecting surprises.

But surprised I was, to discover that the Stork had been working overtime.  The number of ribbons I found tied to so many houses seemed almost like some sort of game.  I won’t hazard any theories as to why a regiment of births had marched through this modest municipality in early August, though I’d like to know what had happened during the preceding November.  Massive power outage — no TV but lots of candles?  A village-wide festival of wine or grappa that got out of hand?  Did a whole cohort make some crazy bet?  Is it a cult?  Articles continually come out lamenting Italy’s falling birth rate.  Maybe they should come to Pellestrina and test the water?

This certainly cuts off the question “What are you going to name him?” Enea (eh-NAY-uh) is the Italian version of Aeneas, the Trojan warrior for whom The Aeneid is titled. A lot to live up to. I couldn’t even live up to this gate.
I notice that white ribbons from a wedding are also attached to the gate.  Probably just coincidence.
One single bow seems a little sad somehow, compared to the extravagance of the other families. But wait!  Another white bow?  Has Pellestrina — or maybe the parish priest — gone mad?

Statistics reveal that typically more boys are born than girls, but Pellestrina appears to be taking the situation far too seriously.
You don’t even have to write a book — the whole story is right out in the open here.  It looks like the set of a comic opera when the curtain rises.  Those two babies are doomed (by their mothers, obviously) to marry.  Either that or one of them escapes destiny by fleeing to the South Seas to become a pirate.

Years ago I read a little report in the Gazzettino.  The parish priest of Pellestrina — I’m pretty sure that’s where he was — had just happily celebrated the baptism of a new arrival.  And he asked, “Why do we ring the church bells only when someone dies? We ought to ring them too when a baby is born.”

He’s not wrong.

Continue Reading

seize the tomato

Who knew that three small cans could be a social experiment?

The young man in the Coop supermarket yesterday was either a new kind of tourist, or a new kind of young man, or some prototype of either that I earnestly hope doesn’t move to the production phase.

It was simple, brief, insignificant encounter.  Now that I think of it, the moment could have made a moderately useful sketch for first-year acting students.

But we weren’t acting, we (including him) were just living our own banal little lives, stuck in the narrow, crowded aisle amid bottles of olive oil, cans of tuna, and containers of tomatoes in almost every form (the tomatoes, I mean) — tubes of dense concentrate, bottles of thick liquid passata, or puree; cans of tomatoes peeled or pulped.  Strange, now that I think of it, that tomato juice was missing.

Anyway, it’s always a challenge to shop in peak tourist season, and going late Saturday afternoon is just asking for trouble.  Not only does everybody suddenly realize they have to get yogurt or potato chips or a bag of lemons or 8 six-packs of beer or whatever right then, but it being winter, everybody is taking up twice their space thanks to their bulky down jackets.  Especially that tall, strapping young man with his back turned to me.

There was only one package left of three small cans of polpa, and it was far back on the top shelf.  Bonus points because at that spot there is a small ramp and I was halfway down the incline, so I had no chance of reaching it myself.  But I came for the polpa and I intended to get it.

Cue the tall, strapping young man!  Destiny calls!  You haven’t reached this height and weight just to waste time training for the varsity clean and jerk.  Fate has placed you between a high shelf and a small woman and if you mess with fate you’re doomed to live the last act of “The Flying Dutchman” forever.  I guess that’s a little redundant.

Did I mention he was German?  Nothing against Germans, honestly, but somehow it matters.  It went like this:

Me (one tap on very high shoulder).

He turns around.  So far, so normal.

Puoi tirare giu’ quello?” (pointing to distant object).

“I don’t speak Italian.”  English, German accent.

“Could you pull that down for me?”  In most of the civilized world — I use the term loosely — that’s generally regarded as a rhetorical question.  But here I get a sublimely literal answer.

“Why?  I don’t work here.”  Completely serious.  I already knew that he didn’t work here — it’s the “Why?” that haunts me.  I will always regret not having thought to say “Neither do I.”  Instead I just said “Do me a favor?”  I’m so lame.

He reached up and pulled it down.  Turned away.  Moved on.

I started to laugh, it was so ridiculous.  I hope he heard me.

And so now I dream of Germany, where life is beautiful all the time, you obey the law, follow the rules, stay in your lane, where life is constructed entirely of square pegs and round holes which always fit in their correct and corresponding spaces.  This young man must feel like he’s come to a madhouse, here in Italy.

Still, he did leave me a present.  “Why?  I don’t work here” now sits in a very pretty little crystal box in my mind where I can admire it whenever I need a little boost.

Good thing I didn’t ask him to reach me down one of these.
Continue Reading

a farewell to Christmas

“Merry Christmas” in pure gold leaf beaten by Marino Menegazzo, the last man in Europe who beat gold entirely by hand. Stefania Dei Rossi’s shop “Oro e Disegni” has plenty of beautiful golden things but the sentiment here is 24 karat.

Naturally I intended to get this out before Christmas, but Christmas itself tangled me up.  (Pretty bold move to blame an entire holiday for my own lapses.)  Still, I wanted to squeak this into the calendar before 2025 reaches its expiration date.

Just a few glimpses of what I saw as I wandered around.  Seems like the holiday was composed mainly of scraps, but they were good scraps.

Heartfelt best wishes to everyone for a peaceful, healthy, safe, nutritionally balanced, philosophically harmonious 2026.

Rio di Sant’Anna looking toward via Garibaldi. The fog helps.
Paolo Brandolisio’s forcola workshop has taken a frivolous twist. The forcola now looks like a duck but he gets extra points for making it work.
Speaking of frivolity, I bet you’ll wish your house had a Nativity scene arranged inside a monster pasta shell. Someone at the Rizzo shop at San Giovanni Grisostomo deserves admiration and probably also a raise.
The fish market at Rialto makes the most of its fishing traps at Christmas.
Some bright spark at the Coop supermarket had some spare time, some spare paint and the real Christmas spirit.
While we’re on the classic color scheme, let me offer this unidentifiable fruit in a decoction known as mostarda. Nobody cares what it looks like, what people (like me) love is the way its white-mustard-laced syrup is lying in wait to attack your mouth and throat and sinuses. The tiniest bite of this innocuous-looking candied fruit sets off a pyroclastic flow from your throat to your brain. They say it’s intended to aid digestion, but what happens on the way there is what matters.  You have sinus trouble?  Take a bite of this and you won’t have them to worry about anymore, they’ll be gone.
And while we’re on the subject of digestion… These bags, which need no introduction, have been sold in Christmas colors. I have no idea who put these here (of course they’re not supposed to be left on the street), but whoever it may have been has a real sense of humor.
I get my boxes of tissues at the Coop, and their Christmas version is very nice. But why did they only put this out on the shelves AFTER Christmas? Lino says they’re trying to clear out the holiday stuff and of course I get that. I just don’t understand why this holiday stuff was never seen before Christmas. So many questions…..
One of the prettiest window sills ever.  And the person who created this scene has more faith in humanity than, honestly, I ever will.
At the Rialto market this sign on the door explained why the Osteria I Compari was closed.
“Running off …  Maria is born!!! Closed because of happiness.” Nothing to do with Christmas but everything to do with gladness of heart and I want everybody to bask in this.
The Arsenale entrance — minimal but basically tells the whole story.
Instead of leaves there are lights in front of Nevodi. I like it a lot.
Via Garibaldi in holiday mode. Even the women’s bags are red and green. Fun fact: People in the center are walking on a filled-in canal — the edges of which are marked by the white strips along the sides.
I don’t know which are lovelier — the lights inside or out. I’m going to say “inside,” but they do work well together.
Last year there were lots of little angels fluttering above the creche in front of the church of San Francesco di Paola. This year there are flags. The story here pretty much tells itself.
Until a few days ago the cakes in the window at Melita, Mario the pastry-maker’s shop, were about Christmas. All at once (and the countdown has begun) they’re all about New Year. “Buon Anno 2026.” Chocolate huts with chocolate chimneys are absolutely what this world needs more of.
There is also a small but aggressive assortment of cakes that have abandoned the innocent greeting in favor of apocalyptic Lord-of-the-Rings shards of Theobroma cacao. Not sure if you’re supposed to eat it or vanquish it.
The moon didn’t want to set that morning in early December. It hung on till nearly 8:00, then the clouds crept over it and ordered it to go shine on someone else.

 

Continue Reading

introducing my Venetian wodewose

Ca’ Bembo-Boldu’ faces Campiello Santa Maria Nova. Just another palazzo, you think, then you look up. Up, in that niche. What…..?
A man holding a shield isn’t the most surprising thing to see. But then you look closer.
Have you met my wodewose?  This is not Giovanni Matteo Bembo (the Bembos aren’t furry), but he put him there.  What’s going on?

The wodewose is not some tiny creature burrowing into the walnut paneling.  It’s the Middle English term for a character that has been around since the ancient of days: The “wild man,” or Wilder Mann, homme sauvage, or in Italian uomo selvadego, “forest man” (the same etymology of wodewose).  If anyone is keeping track, this personage was first seen as “Enkidu” in the Epic of Gilgamesh c. 2100 BC.

The forest man (sometimes a woman) was well-known in the art and literature of medieval Europe.  They are generally shown as large, covered with hair, and living in the wilderness or woods.  They usually wield a club or hold an uprooted tree as a staff.  They’re more of a mountain phenomenon; you don’t tend to see them around Venice.

By 1499, when Albrecht Durer painted this portrait of Oswolt Krell, using wild men to carry a family’s coat of arms was already a firm tradition.  (Yelkrokoyade, Wikimedia Commons)

All this wondering started one morning when I was innocently loitering in Campiello Santa Maria Nova and noticed what I supposed to be a very hairy Bembo perched on his eponymous palace.  Note to self: If you’ll just put your dang phone away for a few minutes and look around, Venice is one place in the world where you can count on discovering something a little, or even a lot, wild.

Giovanni Matteo Bembo (1491-1570) was reasonably remarkable, but that seems not to be why he commissioned this monument.  This is not a literal portrait, you understand; it may represent Saturn, or Time.  He was known to be very interested in alchemy, and this construction contains recognizeable references, not only for the depiction of an old man but the scallop-shell shape of the top of the niche, and the shell beneath the marble tablet at his feet.  Alchemists used the scallop shell as a coded sign of recognition among them, symbolizing their search for universal consciousness. Or so I’ve been told.

Although wild men often carried the family coat of arms, G. Matteo Bembo seemed to be aiming at something more cosmic.  So he called on Sol Invictus, Unconquered Sun, the official state sun god of the late Roman empire.  Lest you sneer, remember that our week begins on Sunday.  But back to the wodewose.
The sun symbolizes divine power, life, glory, kingship, and protection.  Also divine favor, royal lineage, and a radiant, powerful presence in battle as both guidance and defense for warriors or nations.  I can’t say what has been done to the nose.  Corrected deviated septum?

I’m all for mythic elements, but patting yourself on your back was very un-Venetian; whatever you did was for the glory of Venice, not you.  The inscription at his feet gives the game away.

DUM VOLVITUR ISTE Iad. Asc. IUSTINOP.  VER.  SALAMIS  CRETA IOVIS TESTES ERUNT ACTOR.  Pa.  Io.  Se.  Mo.  It’s the summary of his most notable postings in the service of the Serenissima.

Interpretation: “As long as the sun turns around the poles, the cities of  Iadera (Zadar), Ascrivium (Kotor), Iustinopolis (Capodistria), Verona (Verona), Salamis (Cyprus), and Creta Iovis (Crete, the cradle of Jove) will testify to his actions (Actorum).”  The final four abbreviations are for the names Paolo Iovio, or Giovio, and Sebastiano Munstero, who in their histories had mentioned Bembo’s accomplishments.

Alchemy aside, Bembo was a conscientious and capable administrator.  As governor of Heraklion, the capital city of Crete (“the cradle of Jove”), he showed himself at his best.  Between 1552-54 he built not only the city’s first aqueduct but also this lovely and very useful fountain in Cornaro Square.  It was the first time that running water was seen in the city, so big respect to him for this.  Anyone who has ever spent a blazing summer day in Greece doesn’t need to be told what a glorious thing this fountain was.  Note: Undoubtedly there was water already in the city, probably via wells.  Not fountains.

The Bembo Fountain no longer supplies water, alas.  Note: No significance to the headless man, it is a recycled Roman statue. (Rigorius, Wikimedia Commons)

But back to our man on his plinth.

Why so hairy?  The wodewose represents the Id, the indomitable antagonist of culture, civilization, rationality, and his pelt perfectly symbolizes his animalistic nature.  Unfettered, untrammeled, un-whatever you want.  He is humanity’s natural self — raw strength, passion, aggression — the opposite of civilized society, but also embodying deep, primal energy, an image of our darker, instinctual side.  You know — before razors.

A wild man as gargoyle at Moulins Cathedral, France (Vassil, public domain)
Knight saving a damsel from a wodewose (ivory casket, 14th century, Metropolitan Museum, public domain)
Some early sets of playing cards had a suit of Wild Men. Some of the earliest European engravings were cards created by the Master of the Playing Cards, who wored in the Rhineland  1430-1450.  This is the five of Wild Men. I’m guessing this was a very strong card.

I’m glad I discovered a worthy Venetian and his equally worthy alter ego.  A day without learning something useless is a day just thrown away.  And I’m guessing that woodwoses (wosi?) throw nothing away.

She said she’d like me better if I shave my legs…..
Continue Reading
1 2 3 183